Make yourself at home

Here’s a multiple choice quiz to start the year. You are in a bird hide on the banks of the Limpopo River in Africa with a pair of binoculars. Do you:

(a) Train them upwards to follow the flight of circling raptors

(b) Look down to better spot the lurking Big Five or

(c) Aim straight ahead to the pink smudge that is a lone house on the Mozambican side of the river.

I’m a (c) and there’s a book for people like us, it’s At Home: A Short history of Private Life by (little fanfare here) Bill Bryson.

Bryson must be one of the most engaging writers of our time. He has proved this in books like A Short History of Nearly Everything and Notes from a Small Island. He has an unerring ability to dish up huge wodges of information in an entertaining way.  You’ll find you have to read bits of it out loud to your significant other. His writing is detailed, disarming and droll.

Using the floor plan of his home in Norwich as the comforting structure of this book, he free ranges over a vast array of loosely domestic topics from every corner of the globe. From the rise of the female gardener to burial grounds in London, from everything you never wanted to know about rattus rattus to poisonous beauty aids, this book has it all.

In a way, At Home sanctions my walking to and fro in front of any interesting house in the hope that the homeowner will come out and ask (nicely – not snarkily): “Would you like a closer look?”  And I’d go in for  a Cook’s tour and a  Grand Designs type of a chat. When I leave the owner might be taken aback to find that all the toilet seat covers have been firmly pressed down but you won’t be once you’ve read the book, where on page 259  Bryson quotes:

” One of the oldest of all urban legends, that rats come into homes by way of the toilets, is in fact true. On several occasions, rats were found alive in covered toilet bowls.” If ever there was a reason to put the lid down, this could be it.

In the end I had to own this book. It’s now added to my list of Desert Island Reads. What would make it on to yours?

6 thoughts on “Make yourself at home

  1. Helen Lowe 11 January 2011 / 4:01 pm

    Desert island books—hmmm, I always think that it should probably be Melissa Banks’ “The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing”,given the whole ‘desert island’ scenario–except of course that isn’t exactly about how to hunt and fish, is it? Otherwise I think it might have to be George RR Martin’s “A Game of Thrones”, so I could keep myself amused imagining all the different ways the series might end and what will finally become of all the characters—and most particularly, given “winter is coming”, what will happen when full winter does come!

    But if I were to go for books I’ve read and then re-read over the years, it would have to be a toss up between JRR Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” (LoTR) and Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice”.

    • robertafsmith 11 January 2011 / 4:14 pm

      I’d definately go for Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything, Marquez and One Hundred Years of Solitude, maybe The Lord of the Rings, but I do like the sound of The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing as well. Still, might be better to just take a hunting and fishing man!

  2. richard rabins 12 January 2011 / 4:17 am

    Great blog post. I have started reading the book – buy you make a strong case for getting back to it quickly. I also loved Bryson’s Sunburnt in Australia – an absolute classic!

    • robertafsmith 12 January 2011 / 3:49 pm

      Loved the Australian book too, must say that some friends have not liked At Home as much as the other works but even they concede that Bryson on a moderate day is better than many on their best.

  3. Michael A 14 January 2011 / 10:04 am

    I refuse to be stranded on a desert island unless there is a library branch within easy reach. Imagine how tragic it would be to have all that uninterrupted time available and run out of reading material!

    • robertafsmith 14 January 2011 / 2:36 pm

      Maybe you have an ipod and you are another happy Overdrive customer!

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