You can rely on The Guardian’s fab books section to come up with some entertaining mind teasers. This one is fun Who is your literary crush? (my favourite answer comes from filleperdu ”I wouldn’t mind trying to make Morse happy”).
Alas I discovered it too late to add my pick. I hate to be a cliche and pick a bad boy but … my once and future lit lover is Brian de Bois-Guilbert from Ivanhoe.
- He is Norman (French = saucy).
- He is a Templar Knight.
- Can’t resist a chap in armour.
- He’s a lover and a fighter.
- Tormented, conflicted, suffering.
- He is madly in love with Rebecca and this drives him to all sorts of acts of passionate endeavour, especially the scene in which she threatens to jump from the ramparts rather than give in to his desire. Mills and Boon would kill for such romance.
- He has been played by hot actors Sam Neill and Ciaran Hinds (Ralph Fiennes needs to be cast next!).
- Yes Ivanhoe and Rowena are the heroes, but de Bois-Guilbert and Rebecca are far more alluring. And very very sexy.
What literary character do you swoon for?

5 November 2008 at 12:01 pm
Hunky Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights gets my spunktastic vote…sullen,single-minded, unforgiving and wearing tight breeches. Woarrr!!!The epitome of the literary bad boy..
5 November 2008 at 12:26 pm
Good call Joycee (and Ralph Fiennes has played the ole Cliffster – bonus!)
5 November 2008 at 1:56 pm
I had a bit of a thing for Rhett Butler when I was 12. Brave, cool and calcultating, but with a heart of gold under that cold exterior. I have since realised that cold and distant don’t necessarily go with kindness and hearts of gold. sigh.
5 November 2008 at 2:22 pm
This discussion reminds me of a packet of novelty tissues a friend once gave me that were emblazoned with the words “she loved imaginary men best of all”. My friend was spot-on in principle, although she doesn’t realise that I got over Aragorn a long time ago. Also, my Ivanhoe reading experience was like yours Donna – my interest was with de Bois-Guilbert and Rebecca. Which makes me wonder why so often it is the secondary love stories that are the most affecting, especially in movies.
5 November 2008 at 7:16 pm
My big lit crush is for the Mayor of Casterbridge (Thomas Hardy) although I like Bois-Guilbert very much. And not only because both of them have been played by Irish actor Ciarán Hinds
. I’m very fond of tormented, conflicting, suffering guys!
6 November 2008 at 12:16 pm
Darcy.
Rich and aloof. It’s a winning combination.
6 November 2008 at 3:30 pm
Seymour from J.D. Salinger’s Glass family stories. I always sort of felt if he had married me instead of Muriel, things might have turned out differently.
7 November 2008 at 10:16 am
Sherlock Holmes – Mmm brains
7 November 2008 at 10:39 am
What are brains compared to tight breeches!! Heathcliffe was thick as mince and had a dodgy Yorkie accent but was even up for ravishing Cathy on her death bed. Can’t see Sherlock doing that, he’d just look inscrutable and take some more coke.
7 November 2008 at 11:33 am
But Cliff Richard as Heathcliffe…enough to put anyone off surely?
7 November 2008 at 12:20 pm
Michael Tolliver from Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the city” series. Yeah, he’s gay, but he’s also kind and courageous. Also Capt. Frederick Wentworth of “Persuasion” my favourite Austen hero. Kind and courageous but not gay.
7 November 2008 at 12:50 pm
Further to Helen’s comment about secondary love-stories, what about Faramir and Eowyn in “Return of the King”? Much more satisfactory than the tortured tragic love of Aragorn and Arwen.
7 November 2008 at 2:20 pm
Ciarán Hinds played Capt Wentworth didn’t he in Persuasion…so he has been Bois-Guilbert, the Mayor of Casterbridge and Edward Rochester. Dude!
7 November 2008 at 3:06 pm
Yes indeed Joycie, he was fantastic as Captain Wentworth (I agree with Lynne, he’s my favourite Austen man – sorry Darcy).
Plus a tres hot libidinous Caesar in the HBO series Rome! Check him out at this fan site.
7 November 2008 at 3:45 pm
Not in the demographic but currently obsessed with Edward Cullen, the vampire in teen phenomenon Twilight. Tortured, brooding and best of all preternaturally pale. Bad boys are always the best.
9 November 2008 at 10:09 am
Faramir and Eowyn were almost my favourite characters in that trilogy!
10 November 2008 at 5:20 pm
Oh Mr Knightley, undervalued and unnoticed suitor of silly Emma. I would have seen your devotion instantly, and rewarded you in kind!
As for bad boys and breeches, maybe it’s to do with how outrageous your actual love-life is: If you already own or interact with a real-life brooding thunderstorm of destruction, perhaps you automatically lean more towards cups of tea and cello music in your fantasy males! (Sorry Joycie!)
14 January 2009 at 10:59 pm
Hi I’m the filleperdu you mentioned in your post.
Love this blog.
I’m in South Africa and would LOVE to visit NZ one day, there’s so much about your country which I admire and probably the greatest thing is the loyalty of its members for their country.
Good luck, go well.
Val. (filleperdu)